Slow Times

Sorry for the lack of updates, my file host was once again being shit, and i didnt realise it had been over a week. Things have been a bit slow with releases lately, so I shall dig deep into my bag of treats and see what ive got.

But before i continue, you must all watch this -



Now stop tugging yourself over that tasty beat, and tug over these!

Myagi - Smartbomb (Lazy Rich Remix)

War - Low Rider(DJ Kue Remix)

DJ Kue - Dont Get High

99 Problems vs Phantom II

Revolte - Weak Generation


That'll do, pig.

Les Petits Pilous

Heres a few tracks from a French duo by the name of Les Petits Pilous signed to Boys Noize Records.

S.P.A - Pets Dance(Les Petits Pilous Remix)

Etienne de Crécy & Monsieur Jo - Hanukkah (Les Petits Pilous Remix)

Les Petits Pilous - Wake Up


And an extra little treat for you:

Gehts Noch - Horny

The watcher, the retard

Watching the stats for this blog can be pretty amusing. I see some of you getting antsy for your next bangin' beat fix, refreshing the page like your life depends on it. Poor bastards, I've been there myself, which is mostly how this blog came to appear!
I also noticed I had a lot of people sending me email from the Contact page but I never seemed to receive the E-mail, which explains people hunting me down in various other methods. The reason i never got these e-mails is actually because im retarded! I had the wrong email address down, sorry about that guys.

Another thing that came to my attention is how the popularity of this blog is starting to snowball, and with that my bandwidth is disappearing faster and faster with each update. So im on the prowl for somewhere to host this musical gold. If anyone has any ideas, you can actually contact me now!

Enough jibber jabber! on with the beats..

Heres 2 remixes by The Bloody Beetroots. These boys must be workaholics, and thank fuck for that. The first track is a remix of some shite indie track, it really shows their skills off that they can polish a turd.

Shitdisco - 72 Virgins (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

Heres a remix they did of a Vitalic track from his second album. If any of you get the chance to see Vitalic live, do NOT miss it. He's fucking awesome live, to say the least.

Vitalic - Second Lives (Bloody Beetroots Remix)


This track is decent, though probably about twice the length it needs to be.

Blake - What I Like (Knuckles Remix)

The Mould - Getto

The Mould - South Getto


Again, apologies for fucking up the contact page. Feel free to send me any tracks you want featured (if theyre worthy enough!) or just to tell me how this blog has changed your life, and now im your new jesus.

Buenas Noches,
el tardo

Owl Vision Fields of Corpses EP

Most of you will be aware of Owl Vision by now, if not heres a previous post on him.


This EP has literally just been released, in fact im still listening through the tracks, and im fucking loving it. Each remix is really different and bloody good, which isn't as common with remix EP's these days

Here's the tracks individually:

Owl Vision - Fields Of Corpses

Owl Vision - Fields of Blow(Fckn Crew Remix)

Owl Vision - Fields of Blow(IKKI Remix)

Owl Vision - Fields of Blow(Underhall Remix)

Or the Zip can be found here

Turbo P

I dont know much about this guy, so i cant post any boring bio stuff, which you'll just skim over anyway. All i know is he makes a tasty beat!

Heres a few that make the tip of my head look like a water fountain from an Amsterdam sex museum

Peaches - Take You On [Tommie Sunshine & Turbo P 'Brooklyn Fire' remix] by turboptwig

TURBO P - RAVE PIRATES by turboptwig

TURBO P - AWWW SHIT by turboptwig

actually, fuck it. It's too hard to just pick a few. I demand you listen to all the ones here

After you've done that, you're probably going to be thinking "gee whiz! that sure was some good music! if only i could show my support by becoming a fan on a popular social network!"
Well..you can!


Yours sincerely,
Dickhead

Rave is King

I was going to do a big ol' update today and give you a nice big goodie bag full of treats, but then my file host thought "hey! this stupid bastard is paying to host files on here, shall we just...take down the servers whenever he wants to upload?"
fuck you rapidshare, and the nerd rage you send me in to!

Anyway, on with the show!
I've been on the prowl for a while now for remixes of popular tracks, like some of the ones posted here. I've found a few good'uns over the weeks which ill be giving to you when i feel like it, like some kind of filthy beat puppet master!

So, my little puppets! heres 2 remixes, a lesser known Duck Sauce track and a track i dont know much about right now, only that it reminds me of back to the future 3, and i MUST drop it in my next set

FUKKK OFF - Rave Is King (La Castle Vania Remix)

The Beatles - Getting Better (Punk Rolla Remix)

Duck Sauce - Grand Steppin

Acidkids - Josef Geld

I also realised today I forgot to post about an awesome producer by the name of Turbo P. I've run out of time to post about this fella tonight, so I'll get something put together tomorrow!


hugs n kisses,

Your phallic friend

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Apologies for the lack of updates lately, theres been host issues and the slight problem of me being too drunk to blog or too hungover to sit and filter through loud electro. But! im poor again. bad for me, good for you filthy beat fiends

Its just a small update today as i need to go and have one of those messy hangover shits that make you want to cry, followed by a nice little nap.

Laidback Luke - My God (Tom Stephan Remix)

G Tronic - Iron Man

Lee Mortimer & Foamo - Superman


And for the UK readers, I'll be doing a one hour set in a 1pm-1am, 2 room all day party in Leeds on March 20th. more info here