So there I was..

Apologies again for leaving you all high n dry for so long. Theres been very few decent releases lately and ive been too busy to stick up any old shite. I'll try and make more of an effort again. Though I will be disappearing again at the end of May for 3months, where i shall be partaking in unhealthy amounts of sun exposure and alcohol consumption. If anyone would like to run things while im gone, please get in touch!

On with the tracks, Boys Noize & Erol Alkan have released their Lemonade EP, so theres that:

Boys Noize & Erol Alkan - Avalanche

Boys Noize & Erol Alkan - Lemonade


I've not found the originall yet, but this remix is fucking awesome..

Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand (O-GODRemix)


And this little corker from our favourite, Owl Vision, was released yesterday

Toxic Avenger - Toxic Is Dead (Owl Vision Remix)


And one more thing...
For those of you in the UK and in/near Leeds, yours truly will be doing whats going to be a filthy, bangin' set at Bar4 Allday party, hosted by Quirky and looking to be pretty fucking awesome


Heres the facebook page

Slow Times

Sorry for the lack of updates, my file host was once again being shit, and i didnt realise it had been over a week. Things have been a bit slow with releases lately, so I shall dig deep into my bag of treats and see what ive got.

But before i continue, you must all watch this -



Now stop tugging yourself over that tasty beat, and tug over these!

Myagi - Smartbomb (Lazy Rich Remix)

War - Low Rider(DJ Kue Remix)

DJ Kue - Dont Get High

99 Problems vs Phantom II

Revolte - Weak Generation


That'll do, pig.

Les Petits Pilous

Heres a few tracks from a French duo by the name of Les Petits Pilous signed to Boys Noize Records.

S.P.A - Pets Dance(Les Petits Pilous Remix)

Etienne de Crécy & Monsieur Jo - Hanukkah (Les Petits Pilous Remix)

Les Petits Pilous - Wake Up


And an extra little treat for you:

Gehts Noch - Horny

The watcher, the retard

Watching the stats for this blog can be pretty amusing. I see some of you getting antsy for your next bangin' beat fix, refreshing the page like your life depends on it. Poor bastards, I've been there myself, which is mostly how this blog came to appear!
I also noticed I had a lot of people sending me email from the Contact page but I never seemed to receive the E-mail, which explains people hunting me down in various other methods. The reason i never got these e-mails is actually because im retarded! I had the wrong email address down, sorry about that guys.

Another thing that came to my attention is how the popularity of this blog is starting to snowball, and with that my bandwidth is disappearing faster and faster with each update. So im on the prowl for somewhere to host this musical gold. If anyone has any ideas, you can actually contact me now!

Enough jibber jabber! on with the beats..

Heres 2 remixes by The Bloody Beetroots. These boys must be workaholics, and thank fuck for that. The first track is a remix of some shite indie track, it really shows their skills off that they can polish a turd.

Shitdisco - 72 Virgins (Bloody Beetroots Remix)

Heres a remix they did of a Vitalic track from his second album. If any of you get the chance to see Vitalic live, do NOT miss it. He's fucking awesome live, to say the least.

Vitalic - Second Lives (Bloody Beetroots Remix)


This track is decent, though probably about twice the length it needs to be.

Blake - What I Like (Knuckles Remix)

The Mould - Getto

The Mould - South Getto


Again, apologies for fucking up the contact page. Feel free to send me any tracks you want featured (if theyre worthy enough!) or just to tell me how this blog has changed your life, and now im your new jesus.

Buenas Noches,
el tardo

Owl Vision Fields of Corpses EP

Most of you will be aware of Owl Vision by now, if not heres a previous post on him.


This EP has literally just been released, in fact im still listening through the tracks, and im fucking loving it. Each remix is really different and bloody good, which isn't as common with remix EP's these days

Here's the tracks individually:

Owl Vision - Fields Of Corpses

Owl Vision - Fields of Blow(Fckn Crew Remix)

Owl Vision - Fields of Blow(IKKI Remix)

Owl Vision - Fields of Blow(Underhall Remix)

Or the Zip can be found here

Turbo P

I dont know much about this guy, so i cant post any boring bio stuff, which you'll just skim over anyway. All i know is he makes a tasty beat!

Heres a few that make the tip of my head look like a water fountain from an Amsterdam sex museum

Peaches - Take You On [Tommie Sunshine & Turbo P 'Brooklyn Fire' remix] by turboptwig

TURBO P - RAVE PIRATES by turboptwig

TURBO P - AWWW SHIT by turboptwig

actually, fuck it. It's too hard to just pick a few. I demand you listen to all the ones here

After you've done that, you're probably going to be thinking "gee whiz! that sure was some good music! if only i could show my support by becoming a fan on a popular social network!"
Well..you can!


Yours sincerely,
Dickhead

Rave is King

I was going to do a big ol' update today and give you a nice big goodie bag full of treats, but then my file host thought "hey! this stupid bastard is paying to host files on here, shall we just...take down the servers whenever he wants to upload?"
fuck you rapidshare, and the nerd rage you send me in to!

Anyway, on with the show!
I've been on the prowl for a while now for remixes of popular tracks, like some of the ones posted here. I've found a few good'uns over the weeks which ill be giving to you when i feel like it, like some kind of filthy beat puppet master!

So, my little puppets! heres 2 remixes, a lesser known Duck Sauce track and a track i dont know much about right now, only that it reminds me of back to the future 3, and i MUST drop it in my next set

FUKKK OFF - Rave Is King (La Castle Vania Remix)

The Beatles - Getting Better (Punk Rolla Remix)

Duck Sauce - Grand Steppin

Acidkids - Josef Geld

I also realised today I forgot to post about an awesome producer by the name of Turbo P. I've run out of time to post about this fella tonight, so I'll get something put together tomorrow!


hugs n kisses,

Your phallic friend

Absence makes the heart grow fonder

Apologies for the lack of updates lately, theres been host issues and the slight problem of me being too drunk to blog or too hungover to sit and filter through loud electro. But! im poor again. bad for me, good for you filthy beat fiends

Its just a small update today as i need to go and have one of those messy hangover shits that make you want to cry, followed by a nice little nap.

Laidback Luke - My God (Tom Stephan Remix)

G Tronic - Iron Man

Lee Mortimer & Foamo - Superman


And for the UK readers, I'll be doing a one hour set in a 1pm-1am, 2 room all day party in Leeds on March 20th. more info here

Host Issues

We're having a few issues with the file hosting at the moment, so downloads/streaming may be a bit flakey today. Keep checking back and hopefully it'll be sorted soon

Forgive Me Readers, For I have Sinned

I just read word of a new release coming soon from the Boys Noize & Erol Alkan collaboration. Then i realised ive been neglecting you poor sonsabitches of the first release! What a bastard i am.

A bastard I may be, but I am a GLORIOUS bastard! for here are the tracks -

Erol Alkan & Boys Noize - Death Suite

Erol Alkan & Boys Noize - Waves

Heres the Bobermann remix of Death Suite I featured previously.


Now thats out of way, Boys Noize & Erol Alkan have announced the next double single will be Avalanche and Lemonade.

You can listen to a preview of the tracks over at Erol's Myspace or Boys Noize Myspace
Theres no release date as of yet, but its due to be sometime soon.

The pair are also going to be performing together at Miami's Ultra Festival this march

Remix O' Clock

Just a small update for now with a few remixes to keep you going

(yeah i couldnt think of a picture for remixes, so i went with a food mixer....close enough.)


After watching Beetle Juice for what is probably nearing an unhealthy amount of times, I got to thinking about how i love Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line. Then i got to thinking about how I need to drop this in a set, if only for my own satisfaction. Though lets be honest, who wouldnt love hearing this? (if you said 'me' to that question, get out and never come back! you filthy swine). Anyway, after much searching, I found this little gem!

Harry Belafonte - Jump In The Line (John Bourke Bmore Remix)


Riverside is a track that seems to suffer from being overplayed and is definitely love or hate, but either way this is a good remix by Elektrixx
Sydney Samson - Riverside (Elektrixx Remix)

Digitalism - I Want I Want (Lazrtag Remix)

Daft Punk - Prime Time Of Your Life (Tits & Clits Remix)

Michael Jackson - Beat It (Blister Boyz Remix)


Thats your lot for now. Remember to add us on facebook and show your support.

Nom Nom Nom, What a Tasty Beat!

Just a small update to give you fiends your daily fix!



Here's one from Crookers that you've all no doubt heard before

Crookers - Big Money Comin

A track that doesnt get enough love:

Blaster - J'aime Ta Geule (Slayer Trash 'Petite Four' Remix)


Sometime in the very near future I shall be doing a feature on The Bloody Beetroots that will include a 2CD productions and remixes download that really shows what these boys are capable of. So be sure to check back for that.

For now, heres a Bloody Beetroots track that for some odd reason i've not seen mentioned anywhere else. Its a pretty simple track that is perfect for a remix, so get to work someone! (I'd do it myself, but theres a slight problem to do with lack of talent)

The Bloody Beetroots - Mac Mac

Helmet Head Mini Mix Track List

I wasn't going to bother writing out the track list for the minimix as it was done on the fly and im pretty lazy, but I've had a few people wanting to know what certain tracks are, and because im such a nice guy I've put them up for download.

Mini-Mix by Helmet Head

Here they are in order -

Bobermann - Death Suite

Faithless - Im Not Going Home (Herve Remix)

10 Rapid - Not Right

Eumig And Chinon - Kaschow

Telepopmusik - Ghost Girl (Blatta Inesha Remix)

Owl Vision - Darkness

Mustard Pimp - RER D (IllTSM Violence Remix)

La Castle Vania - Nobody Gets Out Alive

G Tronic - Slasher

Miss Li - Ba ba ba (Owl Vision Remix)

In return for doing this, you kids can show me some love and become a fan on Facebook

Pimping Mustard

Mustard Pimp are a french duo consisting of Baron and eKa that started out making some pretty interesting remixes and blew up from there.


As these boys have done more remixes than I've had hot dinners, expect to see them popping up quite often. For now, heres a few original tracks of theirs -

Mustard Pimp - Valium

Mustard Pimp - Gold

Mustard Pimp - RER D (IllSTM Violence Remix)

Mustard Pimp and Blatta & Inesha - Pigeon Flu

That'll do you for now, i dont want to spoil you.

Erol Alkan & Boys Noize - Death Suite (Bobermann Remix)

Bobermann, also known as Sir Bob Cornelius Rifo is one half of The Bloody Beetroots duo and has been churning out some wicked remixes

Including this -

Erol Alkan & Boys Noize - Death Suite (Bobermann Remix)

Boys Noize - Transmission (Tiga Remix) Live

Listen to the full version here -
Boys Noize - Transmission (Tiga Remix)

Goodie Bag O' Beats

Here's an assortment of tracks from various producers and DJ's


Robbie Rivera Ft. Rooster Peralta - Move Move (DJ Observer Remix)

Electrixx - Tetris

Douster - King Of Africa

D.I.M. & Tai - Lyposuct

Enjoy!

Fake Blood

Ive compiled a number of tracks and remixes by Fake Blood, because im nice like that.


Fake Blood - Mars

Fake Blood - Mars (R!M!E Remix)

Fake Blood - Fix Your Accent

Fake Blood - I Think I Like It

Fake Blood - The Dozens

Fake Blood - Blood Splashing

South Rakkas Crew - Mad Again (Fake Blood Remix)

Owl Vision

Owl Vision is a Death Electro producer from Sweden that is rapidly growing in popularity with a recently released album "LEPROZY" available now.



Owl Vision - Dancing (Owl Vision Remix) by Owl Vision

Owl Vision - Darkness (Owl Vision Remix) by Owl Vision

Owl Vision - Fucking Ill by Owl Vision

Mini-Mix Monday

Every Monday we'll post a Mini-Mix! Starting with the Helmet Head Mini-mix



Mini-Mix by Helmet Head

Old tracks remixed

To get things started, heres a few remixed classics





A Fifth Of Beethoven (Soulwax Remix)

Cum on Feel The Noize (Kids At The Bar Remix)

MotorHead - Ace Of Spades (Mustard Pimp Remix)

Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby (Disco Villains Remix)